There is always some gay in a three-way. It’s a mathematical fact. So why don’t you install some soft pleasant light for a hard pleasurable three-way tonight?

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The illustrious humorist Natalie Dee has introduced bear week.

Natalie Dee: It's bear week

I’ve never quite been able to understand precisely what constitutes a bear, or what exactly it is that differentiates a bear from a bear cub. While the taxonomy may be a bit fuzzy, we can all agree that bears deserve a week (at least!) of celebration. Fo grizzle.

We received this happy ending in the mail the other day. Thank you, Best Friends Animal Society!

Man's best friend