Less Tourism at Men’s Room in Craig Case - NYTimes.com.

For those of you mos who depend upon the Minneapolis airport men’s room to get your jollies, you’ll be relieved to know that tourism is finally dropping off in your hunting grounds, reports the AP.

Too bad.  It warms the cockles of my heart to imagine American families flocking to a public toilet to memorialize (and perhaps reenact) the delicate dance which leads to anonymous anal penetration or at the very least a handjob.

For you collectors out there, though, you’ll be disappointed to hear that the Minneapolis airport has already rejected an offer of $5000 to buy the stall because, and I quote, airport officials “don’t sell fixtures for novelty purposes.”

On the other hand, the drop in tourism and the tanking economy might make this the perfect time to float another offer!