Variety is the spice of life.  Tired of having the same boring conversation about your pussy or mussy?  Try some of these delicious new terms for it:

• Your holiday maker
• Your youth hostel
• Your penis fly trap
• Your muffin tray
• Your gopher hole
• Your hummingbird feeder
• Your P cozy
• Your rent check
• Your game of hide the snake
• Your muffin tray
• Your glove box
• Your sub shop
• Your delivery bay
• Your pipe factory

….to be continued!

(Bonus points to any reader who uses these in a sentence in the comments field!)