We have already seen that the gays got some lip action and then some pretend sex action on As The World Turns. (See As The Anus Turns vol. 1 and vol. 2) Not to be outdone, Guiding Light recently offered its own feeble attempt at a girlie-girlie smooch. Note: you need to cross your eyes and hum loudly past the inane dialogue to just after the one minute mark to get to the “action.” Lesbians and their fucking feelings, blah blah blah.

YAWN. After that dousing with clammy water, my labia are too apathetic to say much about this. The LEAST that Guiding Light could have done is offer the heavy breathing, two-seconds-to-orgasm-lesbian-under-the-jeans-finger-fuck rate of the L Word. Nap time.