While having dessert in an undisclosed location called Pizzeria Uno, we spotted these absurdly phallic wall-mounted lamps.  Heh heh.  I just said wall-mounted….

Wait, where was I?  Oh yes….

one-hand

My, what a firm grip you have there!  But we all know that sometimes, you need both hands….

both-hands

Ooooh, baby, I love it when you grab the base while tickling the tip.  Sky rockets in flight!

….and, we have liftoff.