Science, babies! Check it out: Smarter Men Have More Sperm

From the article:
“The researchers… speculate that intelligence might be passed down as part of a larger package of good attributes. One gene can influence multiple traits, so the genes involved in smarts may somehow improve sperm quality - and perhaps other characteristics as well.” Like a big penis?! A “package of good attributes!” Ahhahahahahaha!

“What a waste!!”~straight women everywhere

Hold up, hold up. Everyone knows that gay men are smarter than straight men. It’s like known scientific fact.

Those straight women have a point. They need those spermies to prevent the spawning of more and more stupid babies! The fate of humanity lies in the hands… no, in the testicles of gay men.

Do you hear that America? We need more gaybees, STAT.

“We shall rejoice!”~eugenicists everywhere