After seeing Labia’s post, I couldn’t help but respond with this.  Evangelical bear cub Mary Driscoll’s biblical theology is so incredibly shady, and I can post about that on another occasion is anyone is interested.  But in the meantime, it occurred to me that, oh, ’round about 1996, when Mary was still just evangelical otter Driscoll, it seems this song must have somehow gotten scrambled up with his Bible passages.  Must have been all the E and rough living….

So, there are two possibilities:  Either it turns out that the Spice Girls were secretly brilliant theologians; OR–you just ain’t as deep as you think you is, baby.  If your theology of marriage and sexuality can be summed up by a mid-nineties Spice Girls song, there’s a problem, m’kay?